Friday, August 29, 2008 at 08:20AM Someday, you might be looking at the turkey sandwich that your wife lovingly made for your lunch and realize, "hey, we made bacon last night. I could have saved some of it and had a turkey and bacon sandwich today." But you'll find that bacon long since digested.
And then you'll know what regret really is.
Monday, August 18, 2008 at 12:21PM Friday, August 15, 2008 at 07:28AM But imagine how much faster Mark Spitz would have been without that mustache....
Friday, August 8, 2008 at 04:32PM If you thought Isiah Johnson had some balls, you have obviously haven't read up on the parent company.
Thursday, August 7, 2008 at 08:02AM This is a completely unaltered message from my computer. I am not joking.
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The "Unknown Device" is installed and ready to use, is it?! Oh great! Well, now I can finally start cooking some bacon, or fur trapping, or doing whatever this device is supposed to be doing that I haven't been.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008 at 08:53AM From baltimoresun.com, August 5, 2008
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Maybe next time you should get a picture of the kid who's NOT sick of mom's new boyfriend.
Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 08:39AM We all have our crosses to bear, but not all of us are nailed to them.
Friday, August 1, 2008 at 02:45PM Remember how you were freaking out because you thought you'd have to knock half a mil off that mansion in Mayfair just to unload it? Don't worry about it.
Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 10:11AM Well, not exactly. But this would be a poingnant time to note that if DC were a state it would be ranked last in terms of education achievement and third in terms of education investment. Maybe if the former were a little closer in line with the latter, this kid would have thought of a better place to start his contraband farm.
Even if the Honorable Barney Frank had his way, this would still be a crime.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 at 04:50PM You want cheap gas above all else? Support the war in Iraq. With an increase in oil output and a decrease in violence, you'll pay for it somewhere else, but you'll get cheap gas. Oh, you already put your "End This War" bumper sticker on your GMC Yukon, did ya?
Man, this world is a complicated place.