Drug Sniffing Turtle Uncovers Public Pot Garden

Well, not exactly. But this would be a poingnant time to note that if DC were a state it would be ranked last in terms of education achievement and third in terms of education investment. Maybe if the former were a little closer in line with the latter, this kid would have thought of a better place to start his contraband farm.

Even if the Honorable Barney Frank had his way, this would still be a crime.