SquatCrouch.com

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If they keep making cuts at The Sun, I'm not quite sure what this will be the "alternative" for anymore.

Everyone loves StrongBad. It's hard not to.

If you are an uptight, reactionary, war-monger, then you won't like this site. But if you are a dirty, tree-humping, hippie, you'll love it.

Same as above, just the other way around.

It's the music site that the assholes at the record store wish they could admit they liked.

I'm not exactly part of some arcane, politico sub-culture. I put my footie pyjamas on one leg at a time.

Probably one of the greatest living songwriters.

My current hometown paper, which the Tribune Company is quite confident can be run with just five reporters and a pencil sharpener.

I'm on a hardcore oxy run right now on my third ascention as a disco bandit. But I can't ever find the time to play it anymore.

It's like USA Today, but in Canadianese.

Don't give me that "I don't have the time to discover new music" crap. New music comes to you based on what you already like. So you can put this on while you're watching that entire season of The Gilmore Girls that you got on Netflix.

They are the site builder for SquatCrouch.com. Their filler text that was here said "They're awesome!", but to be honest, I don't use exclamation points all that much.

They host the SquatCrouch.com domain. I don't really have anything bad to say about them, and Squarespace recommends them highly.