Sure, Michael Phelps is awesome

But imagine how much faster Mark Spitz would have been without that mustache....

Comments

[Pete]

During the comparison on NBC between Spitz and the wonder boy of Baltimore (not you), I said that same thing to Paula. No mustache and a good haircut and that guy would have been walking on water.

[Squatty HJ]

AND he didn't wear a cap. i mean, you know how they adjust for inflation and CPI and all that when they compare dollar figures over time? we need that for these two guys, except with hair.