Tuesday
Oct072008
When other wrestlers retire, are they eaten as well?
Tuesday, October 7, 2008 at 09:36AM God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground."
"Oh, and cover those little pink ones in mud and wrestle them. It totally rocks."
Reader Comments (2)
The last line of the story is great.
"That's what pigs are for." I'm not sure PETA agrees. And speaking of PETA, why are they still mentioned as a newsworthy protest group? I mean, after the Ben & Jerry's Mammagrandum, shouldn't their complaints be considered with the legitamacy of a street walking schizophrenic muttering obsenities at passers-by.
If you consider that one of the most sought-after markets is the 18-35 year old males, and PETA's most recent ad campaign involved naked women, I think you can pretty quickly surmise where their public confidence comes from.