PUBLIC NOTICE: SOME OTHER JACK-ASS WITH A WEBSITE
Monday, October 27, 2008 at 11:06AM WHEREAS a needling rapscallion has taken issue with a previous Squatcrouch.com post concerning possible improvements to our fine National Railway Passenger Corporation.
and WHEREAS this writer, who is known only as "McWop", is assigning himself the social rank of "Gentleman" while also admitting to posting "unedited" when everyone knows that those are mutually exclusive positions.
and WHEREAS McWop's "alcohol addled brain" is likely 90% the result of Appletini Night at a tony dance-club because he is surely a panty-waist.
and WHEREAS he interrupted my elderberry bath with a post that highlights hypertext in royal blue on a black background, rendering it nearly unreadable.
THEREFORE in pursuance of defending my good name (even though it's fake) I shall respond to McWop's retort in a later post... probably after my meeting.
Reader Comments (4)
better to smell of elderberries than dingleberries, i always say.
Looks like somebody's in need of a social life & a lesson in good manners. And yes, I am talking about the other guy.
you realize my brother is McWop, right? I kind of egged him on and well, I would say he outdid himself. I look forward to your retort.
yes. we've had some extracurricular correspondence since his post. that doesn't disprove my appletini theory though.